Nov 06 2009 ∞
“ Book tours are debilitating. My body clock is so screwed up that, on consecutive nights, I woke up in the middle of the night and had no idea where I was. My right thumb has swelled to 140 percent the size of my left thumb. My back is crumbling like blue cheese. My immune system might turn me into Patient X of Swine Flu 2.0 before everything’s said and done. Even my BlackBerry mouse no longer can move to the right.
The Sports Guy blames his book tour for ruining his NFL picks. Psh. Michael Connelly is always on tour, and that dude can pick an NFL game, let me tell you.